A signed paperback, including stickers and bookmark.

Get the full eBook upon release.

If pre-ordered here on Crowdfundr, you will be helping fund the project right now, and your eBook will be delivered to your email address as a PDF file or ePub, using Bookfunnel's bulk delivery system. Bookfunnel are fantastic at this sort of thing, so they're the best.

You can also pre-order the eBook from retailers.

If pre-ordered on Amazon, you'll get it on your kindle (or similar device) as soon as it launches on Amazon, which might be a few weeks after the release here on crowdfundr.

Pre-order from retailers

A signed hardback of WHO KILLED THE HUMANS?

Will come with a bookmark, and stickers (to be revealed closer to release)

Get your name in the front page of the book in the SUPERFANS section.

There are only 5 slots for this. I want to add a small bio about you (if you want)

(can't be used to advertise your own stuff, that would make my book feel weird)

(this is for fans who want to chip in a little more and be rewarded for it!)

Read the first, hilarious collection of Sci-Fi stories here, today!

This button takes you to all the online stores that stock my eBook.

CLICK HERE TO BUY THE EBOOK

You can also leave a tip on this tier and it will be counted toward the project goal.

Both WKTH and WBTH are standalone collections, joined in a series only by their shared multiverse and shared themes and metanarrative. You do not need one book to read the other, but having both will open up new doors inside your mind, and who knows what's behind those doors? Probably aliens. It's usually aliens.

A signed paperback of WHO BUILT THE HUMANS? (the first sci-fi comedy collection in this series). 

You don't need one book to enjoy the other, but there is some sneaky overlap which will make having both books very rewarding.

This book can be delivered IMMEDIATELY or, you can combine postage with another product, such as a paperback of WHO KILLED THE HUMANS?

Cover will be the Amazon version, as shown in photo.

I will arrive to your house at a time of your choosing and perform a live reading of several stories from the book, as well as some improvised stand-up comedy. Price includes my transport, hotel, and an ungodly amount of kebabs.

Yes, this is a real tier and people have asked for it.

I will open up an American version if there's demand for it, but it will be more expensive.

Read some of the stories as I write them.

The stories will probably change a lot during development. By being on this tier, you get to see a side of my writing that is usually hidden. As with WBTH1, the chances are you'll read stories which don't even make it into the final book.

Since 2019 my readers have told me that my distinctly weird style of fiction and comedy would be best suited to American audiences. Right now over 85% of my audience is indeed American, and I've even been invited to comedy nights over there.

But planes are expensive.

I want to take WBTH2 (and WBTH1) to American conventions and events. This will help!