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Who Killed The Humans? - signed SciFi Comedy Book
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I am not Douglas Adams.

But I have been compared to him, and Isaac Asimov, and Robert Heinlein.

Come find out why.

Pictured: Me in the brain dimension. Our alliance soon broke down after I discovered they were all versions of me from the future, and as such, were cheating in every single card game.

Twisted Sci-Fi comedy, gone existential.

Who Killed The Humans? is a novel-length collection of Sci-Fi comedy stories, designed for easy reading and re-readability.

(Whilst it is technically the sequel to Who Built The Humans? you do not need one to read the other, they are collections)

Contents:

  • Sentient lovebots replacing their human owners
  • Vast alien mushrooms snorting up receptionists to get high
  • A mysterious horse
  • An alien hunting through interdimensional thrift stores for the voyager golden record
  • An undead man piecing himself back together across several lasagne trays and bowls
  • A sentient star, now reincarnated as your local drunk
  • A fish that is actually someone's brother
  • Some very different, but still powerful, mushrooms, plotting to take over the universe
  • And lots more

Reality splitting

In Who Built The Humans? readers were invited to dimension-hop between the 11 universes the 47 chapters took place in, culminating in hilarious and mind-bending conclusions that I am still getting messages about to this day.

In Who Killed The Humans? I have mutated and refined the formula. This time, a weird little man called Gordon splits reality every time he makes a major life decision, like what sauce to have on his kebab. It is critical moments in the universe's timeline like these which determine which future you are hurtling toward.

A three-book series

This crowdfundr is for Who Killed The Humans? - there will be one final instalment in this series of short story collections before the grand ending, but each book is written as a standalone.

Books you can play with

This crowdfundr page is for Who Killed The Humans? specifically, but all three books in the series have build-your-own-adventure elements which enable you to read them again and again, discovering new jokes and angles.

Collapsor?

The collapsor is a poetic device I invented in 2015 to allow readers/listeners of poetry to click onto different 'tracks'. I envisioned literature like a vinyl record. What if you could make the needle skip by causing the reader to exhibit a little bit of telekinesis?

That idea evolved into the Who Built The Humans? series. These books are designed to be fun, accessible, and adaptable. The stories within can be read on their own, but together, these collections make a universe that is more than the sum of its parts.

Ready to explore?

FUN. ACCESSIBLE. ADAPTABLE.

It's the driving philosophy of this series. As an author, my job is to make sure you have fun.

If you want to know how fun the first book was, check out the Amazon reviews.

What you'll get from this pre-order.

You'll be able to read the book before anyone else, as I will post it to you before it comes out.

I will also include a bookmark and a custom drawing inside each signed copy, just for you.

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You can also pre-order the eBook from retailers.

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Both WKTH and WBTH are standalone collections, joined in a series only by their shared multiverse and shared themes and metanarrative. You do not need one book to read the other, but having both will open up new doors inside your mind, and who knows what's behind those doors? Probably aliens. It's usually aliens.

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You don't need one book to enjoy the other, but there is some sneaky overlap which will make having both books very rewarding.

 

This book can be delivered IMMEDIATELY or, you can combine postage with another product, such as a paperback of WHO KILLED THE HUMANS?

 

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I will arrive to your house at a time of your choosing and perform a live reading of several stories from the book, as well as some improvised stand-up comedy. Price includes my transport, hotel, and an ungodly amount of kebabs.

 

Yes, this is a real tier and people have asked for it.

 

I will open up an American version if there's demand for it, but it will be more expensive.

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Since 2019 my readers have told me that my distinctly weird style of fiction and comedy would be best suited to American audiences. Right now over 85% of my audience is indeed American, and I've even been invited to comedy nights over there.

 

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In case you're not sure that this book will change your life and possibly cause you to change your bedsheets, here are some opinions from some humans I found on the internet for the first installment of this series of existentialist Science Fiction and dark Sci-Fi comedy. If you want to see more reviews, check the Amazon page or Goodreads. Just search 'Who Built The Humans?'

 

★★★ ★★ "An astonishing creation, filled with conjecture and supposition. I can honestly say that I have never read anything like this before. The scope is Universe wide and simultaneously microscopically small and incredibly intense.
Phillip Carter has taken the philosophical idea that all of reality is but the dream of some immense cosmic being and dragged it kicking and screaming into a new existence.
The language is poetic and the ideas challenging both in their execution and in the way consciousness is perceived.
Many strands are interwoven and ultimately connected into a whole much greater than the sum of its parts.
Phillip also infuses the book with an acerbic devastatingly acidic wit compounded with a bone dry sense of humour. The author’s obvious intelligence shines through in both the creative imagination and the beauty of the language, never pandering to any temptation to “dumb down” instead urging the reader to expand their own knowledge and awareness.
This is not a by-the-numbers or trope-driven book following some predetermined and predictable formula but rather an exercise in intellectual science-fiction. It is not the easiest of books to read and understand making all the more worthwhile for it but neither is it so convoluted as to be incomprehensible.
I definitely look forward to reading more by Phillip and highly recommend this to any reader wanting more than genre written pulp."

 

★★★★★

"Phillip Carter has a knack for the English language. He just gets it. He can snuggle deep in its comfortable blankets, he can sharpen it and use it to scratch your brain, he can juggle it and perform silly little parlour tricks to make you chuckle and then pull the curtain away and suddenly the Statue of Liberty isn't there anymore and you're also on the Moon.

Carter's writing will buy you a rye whiskey in a smoky bar and huddle with you in the corner. It will whisk you away for a six month whirlwind romance and disappear overnight. It will slap you in the face with a joke or an insight that will wake you up and never let you sleep again.

It's a good book, basically.

Carter tells several deeply fascinating sci-fi stories via a series of episodic stories. This stop-start approach may seem off-putting, but Carter is clever enough to use the unique characteristics of an ebook to allow the reader to enjoy the story how they want. You can watch the whole night's programming, jumping between brief explosions of drama and wit, sadness and poetic rhythm, or you can binge watch your favourite show, and when you look up from the end of your adventure at 3 o'clock in the morning, you can start the whole thing all over again.

Did Carter do himself a disservice by including so much material in one collection? It's possible that WBTH could have been more effective as a series of novellas. I wouldn't complain though - the consumer is getting a hefty amount of content here.

There aren't enough unique voices or concepts in literature these days. Carter understands his power to create something beyond. In a world where art is mass-produced and sold wholesale, Carter is redefining what art means."

 

★★★★★  " whether you're into Douglas Adams or Isaac Asimov or Robert Heinlein, there's something in here for you ."

 

★★★★★ "Alien architects, infant gods, and your run-of-the-mill tinfoil-hat conspiracy theorists are just a few of the people you'll meet within these 47 stories [...] The content aside, the thing I love most about  Who Built The Humans?  is the writing style. The cadence of the story telling is absolutely stunning"

 

★★★★★ "Incredibly weird, laugh out loud funny and very clever. I had so much fun reading it, but I don't think I'll ever be the same again."

 

★★★★★ "Carter writes like a madman and that is truly the only way these stories could have been written. Just like the scribblings of a mad genius"

 

★★★★★ "I ordered this book a few months ago, and had it read within weeks, and I'm a slow reader! If you're looking for the kind of book that really gets your thoughts going, this is perfect. It's exciting, thought-provoking, and the humour is so perfectly placed that it makes it impossible to put down. Absolutely brilliant read, 10/10 would recommend."

 

★★★★★ "The production of this book, from physical to literal is superb!"

 

★★★★★ "WBTH is very unique and has its own distinct voice, which I love. It's funny at times and thought-provoking at times and each story brings something new to the table. It's not trying to be the next cookie-cutter crowd pleaser, it's refreshing and fun to read."

Shipping

Most of my audience live in America. What this means for this British author is that shipping books can sometimes be costly. I made a loss on physical pre-orders for WBTH because I underestimated shipping costs. I am always trying to find better ways of doing things, so if you find a cheaper shipping option for something, let me know by contacting me here or at Halfplanetpress@gmail.com

 

Digital goods won't have a shipping fee.

 

Shipping will be cheapest to UK, and then USA. Europe fluctuates based on how the EU is feeling on that particular morning.

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If pre-ordered here on Crowdfundr, you will be helping fund the project right now, and your eBook will be delivered to your email address as a PDF file or ePub, using Bookfunnel's bulk delivery system. Bookfunnel are fantastic at this sort of thing, so they're the best.

You can also pre-order the eBook from retailers.

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(this is for fans who want to chip in a little more and be rewarded for it!)

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Read the first, hilarious collection of Sci-Fi stories here, today!

This button takes you to all the online stores that stock my eBook.

CLICK HERE TO BUY THE EBOOK

You can also leave a tip on this tier and it will be counted toward the project goal.

Both WKTH and WBTH are standalone collections, joined in a series only by their shared multiverse and shared themes and metanarrative. You do not need one book to read the other, but having both will open up new doors inside your mind, and who knows what's behind those doors? Probably aliens. It's usually aliens.

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A signed paperback of WHO BUILT THE HUMANS? (the first sci-fi comedy collection in this series). 

 

You don't need one book to enjoy the other, but there is some sneaky overlap which will make having both books very rewarding.

 

This book can be delivered IMMEDIATELY or, you can combine postage with another product, such as a paperback of WHO KILLED THE HUMANS?

 

Cover will be the Amazon version, as shown in photo.

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I will arrive to your house at a time of your choosing and perform a live reading of several stories from the book, as well as some improvised stand-up comedy. Price includes my transport, hotel, and an ungodly amount of kebabs.

 

Yes, this is a real tier and people have asked for it.

 

I will open up an American version if there's demand for it, but it will be more expensive.

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Since 2019 my readers have told me that my distinctly weird style of fiction and comedy would be best suited to American audiences. Right now over 85% of my audience is indeed American, and I've even been invited to comedy nights over there.

 

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