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Name a Ghost Salmon

A Perk for contributing $22 or more
to Save the Desert Ghost Salmon - 2026 Burning Man
by Stanislav Shminke
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Give one Desert Ghost Salmon a name.

We cannot guarantee it will answer.
We cannot guarantee it exists.
We can guarantee the name will be recorded by the Bureau.

Any Donation / Ripple in the Invisible River
$25 USD Suggested

Every donation, of any size, sends a ripple through the invisible river.

Maybe it becomes one or 250 screws.
Maybe one inch of cable.
Maybe half a shadow of a ghost salmon.
Maybe it simply convinces the Bureau to keep going when the river is missing, the salmon are confused, and everyone is covered in dust.

No physical reward is promised for this tier — only gratitude, questionable science, and the knowledge that you helped protect an endangered species that may not exist.

Your contribution joins the current.

The salmon may not be real.
The ripple is.

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One Fish Thought
$7 USD

We will think about one Desert Ghost Salmon in your honor.
No certificate. No proof. Just one sincere fish-related thought sent into the void.

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Friend of the Invisible River
$13 USD

Your name will appear on our donor list as an official Friend of the Invisible River.

This title carries no legal power, but some emotional responsibility.

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Name a Ghost Salmon
$22 USD

Give one Desert Ghost Salmon a name.

We cannot guarantee it will answer.
We cannot guarantee it exists.
We can guarantee the name will be recorded by the Bureau.

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Salmon Migration Permit
$33 USD

You never receive a fake official permit authorizing one imaginary salmon to migrate through Black Rock Desert.

Valid only in invisible rivers, emotional wetlands, temporary cities, and conversations that have gone too far

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Message in the Invisible River
$45 USD

Send us a short phrase.

We will write it on our own removable river marker, place it at the artwork, photograph it, and pack it out.

No MOOP.
Only evidence.

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Dusty Postcard from the Salmon Bureau
$69 USD + free shipping
Ships Worldwide

A handwritten postcard from Black Rock City, sent by the Black Rock Desert Salmon Bureau.

May contain prophecy, bad science, fish-related concern, or a short field note from the invisible river.

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Adopt-a-Salmon, No Salmon Included
$88 USD

You adopt one Desert Ghost Salmon.

You receive an official adoption certificate.

You do not receive a salmon, because the salmon is imaginary, endangered, and probably migrating through a river that does not exist.

This is better for everyone.

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Sponsor a Structurally Important Feeling
$108 USD + free shipping
Ships Worldwide

We dedicate one small part of the build process to you: a plank, screw, bracket, shadow, cable, projected fish, or moment of panic.

After the burn, you receive a short report explaining what your contribution became.

Example:

“Your donation became three bolts, half a fish shadow, and one argument about projection angle.”

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Official Salmon Field Report
$150 USD + free shipping
Ships Worldwide

After Burning Man, we send you a short official field report from the Black Rock Desert Salmon Bureau.

It may include:

condition of the invisible river
salmon activity level
bridge survival status
sightings
emotional weather
whether the Bureau recommends further imaginary conservation action

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Officer of Impossible Wildlife
$222 USD

You become an honorary officer of the Black Rock Desert Salmon Bureau.

Your official duties include:

believing in the river,
protecting imaginary fish,
explaining nothing too clearly,
and saying “this is a protected habitat” with a straight face.

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Name a Section of the Invisible River
$333 USD + free shipping
Ships Worldwide

Name a part of the river.

Examples:

Lower Confusion Tributary
Gregory Bend
The Great Regret Channel
Salmon Anxiety Rapids
The Emotionally Wet Zone

We will include it on our internal habitat map and document it after the burn.

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Patron Saint of the Extinct, Imaginary, and Wet
$777 USD + free shipping
Ships Worldwide

You receive the postcard, salmon adoption, migration permit, field report, and Bureau glory.

Your name will also be invoked during a solemn and deeply questionable conservation ritual at the bridge.

No robes required.
No salmon harmed.
No science promised.

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