Thank you for supporting this delightfully weird project!
You’ll get a warm shoutout in the project updates and a downloadable Totally True Animal Facts coloring sheet.

Get a digital edition of the full hardcover book, perfect for tablets or e-readers!
Includes two downloadable coloring sheets featuring pages from the book.

Get a signed hardcover copy of the book, plus the digital edition and the coloring sheet.
A perfect choice for readers big and small!

Everything in Hardcover Hero, plus:
– A sticker pack featuring 4–5 silly animal designs
– One 5x7" mini watercolor print from the book
– Downloadable coloring pages of every illustration from the book

Everything in Sticker & Snicker Pack, plus:
– One additional 5x7" mini watercolor print (2 total)
– A small original pencil or pen sketch, just for you
– Signed and wrapped like a gift!

Everything in Art Collector Creature Kit, plus:
– One 11x14" fine art print of a full page from the book (your choice from a selection)
– Printed on archival-quality paper and signed
(Limited to ~10–15 backers)

Everything in Art Collector Creature Kit, plus:
– A custom 9x12" watercolor portrait of your pet doing something ridiculous (e.g. cat conducting an orchestra, dog in a disco suit)
– Includes a digital scan and the original painting

Everything in Your Pet, But Weirder, plus:
– A limited-edition 11x14" bonus print, exclusive to this tier
– A handwritten thank-you letter from me (with a doodle!)
– A personalized video of me reading the book aloud to the person of your choosing (your kid, your grandma, your dog’s Instagram account—you decide!)