WHEN YOU BUY KITCHEN TABLE #5 you're supporting the independent, freelance creators inside its pages—each of whom is paid; you're joining the food community and championing the farmers and grocers and chefs who feed us; and you're helping keep a small press publisher alive when we need unconventional maverick media more than ever. 

(Only available in the US, shipping directly from the printer.)

JOIN HYPER-SEASONAL FOOD TRUCK COMIDA KIN and publisher Brett Warnock for supper, beverages, and conversation on location in rustic Forest Grove, Oregon, at Nana Cardoon, a nonprofit urban farm classroom. Brought to you by Mary Hatz, Rodrigo Huerta, and the Comida KIN community.  

PACIFIC NORTHWEST FRESH MEXICAN fare is on the menu. Taste the terroir from right beneath your feet at this gorgeous farm and flower garden. Food provided by La Finquita Del Buho, Stoneboat Farm, Campo Collectivo, and Sparrowhawk Farm. Experience and connect to your food, the land, and the true nature of nourishment.

SERVES 6-10 PEOPLE. Reward can be redeemed in late Spring 2023. 

FOR THE DIGITAL DINER. We might love print here at Kitchen Table, but we don't discriminate against those who prefer to eat their food byte by byte.

EXPORTED AS A PDF, you can enjoy KITCHEN TABLE on the digital device of your choosing. Available anywhere in the world. 

ARTIST ANA VALDEZ'S MOUTHWATERING ILLUSTRATION, drawn for the new issue in their article about Food, Love, Family, and their grandma's recipe for Coconut Cherry Bonbon Cookies. Playful and deliciously colorful, with top-notes of whimsy and pink sugar.

PRINTED ON ACID-FREE ARCHIVAL PAPER, and shipped direct from the printer to your door, this tempting print measures 8" x 10".

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ARTIST JESSICA WARRICK'S literal take on a pizza ingredient-themed garden could be the illustration for a child's classic picture book. Dreamy earth tones show the bumper harvest that dreams are made of—gooey slices of 'za. 

PRINTED ON ACID-FREE ARCHIVAL PAPER, and shipped direct from the printer to your door, this gorgeous print measures 10" x 12".

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COVER ARTIST DORTHY SIEMENS created this stunning cover drawing on her Ukrainian roots, with a glorious and joyful image of people gathering together in a kitchen cooking for each other.

PRINTED ON ACID-FREE ARCHIVAL PAPER, and shipped direct from the printer to your door, this gorgeous print measures 10" x 12".

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THE FIRST FOUR FINGER-LICKING ISSUES. Launched in 2019, Kitchen Table Magazine came onto the scene out of nowhere, crashing the party, and was quickly declared one of FOOD 52's "Food Zines We Love." 320 pages of personal storytelling, engaging ideas, and luscious art. 

THE FIRST FOUR ISSUES are collected here in one very rare package. Issues #1 and #2 are almost out of print, and are available nowhere else.

• KITCHEN TABLE #1: ENDINGS AND BEGINNINGS
• KITCHEN TABLE 2: THE MARKET ISSUE
• KITCHEN TABLE #3: THE RESIST ISSUE
• KITCHEN TABLE #4: THE REBUILD ISSUE

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MANGIA! MANGIA! YES, WE HEARD YOU. With many requests from our neighbors in Canada and overseas, we've added this flat-rate option for those who want to read the coolest food magazine in print today!

SHIPPING IS EXPENSIVE! If you've shipped international, you'll now what i'm talking about! But if this is what it takes, so be it.

MERCI BEAUCOUP!

AN EXPERIENCED PUBLISHER, publisher Brett Warnock knows the indispensable value of our groovy, independent, brick & mortar shops as stewards of free ideas, pop culture, and really cool stuff. We salute you, dear retailer.

WE ARE OFFERING A 50% discount with an order of 10 copies of the magazine ($200 retail) for $100 and FREE SHIPPING. 

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SWEET HEAT. The name says it all. For a nuanced balance of subtle sweetness (without the sugariness of many industrially produced sauces), fruity peppers, and savory heat, look no further.

THE SWEET HEAT COLLECTION INCLUDES:

• FELTON & MARY'S HOT B.B.Q. SAUCE 
• HOT MAMA: LA CHAVA LAVANDA
• WET WIZARD PEAR HABANERO 
• HAB SAUCE: SERRANO TEQUILA VERDE
• MARSHALL'S HAUTE SAUCE: HABANERO CARROT CURRY 

ALSO INCLUDES THE KITCHEN TABLE SAUCE CLUB ZINE. Yes, an old-school photocopied zine, created by publisher Brett Warnock, available exclusively to Kitchen Table Sauce Club reward backers.

ROLL THE d20. What saucy adventure brought together the Flapper Girl, Secret Aardvark, Boat-Sauce Bobbie, Hanuman the Hindu god, and the Wet Wizard? Yes, you might buy them just because of the names but these heroes will arrive and rescue your campaign from bland food.

THE FELLOWSHIP COLLECTION INCLUDES:

• MARUTI TIKKA SAUCE
• SECRET AARDVARK DRUNKEN GARLIC BLACK BEAN SAUCE
• WET WIZARD PEAR HABANERO
• BOBBIE'S CLASSIC BOAT SAUCE
• FLAVOR SOCIETY BAGEL CHILI CRUNCH

ALSO INCLUDES THE KITCHEN TABLE SAUCE CLUB ZINE. Yes, an old-school photocopied zine, created by publisher Brett Warnock, available exclusively to Kitchen Table Sauce Club reward backers.

SO GOOD THAT YOU'D TOTALLY VOTE FOR THEM FOR PRESIDENT. They’ll run your cabinet with style and variety, and show everyone they mean business. They also just so happen to all be independently operated, women-owned companies.  

THE BOSS SAUCE COLLECTION FEATURES:

• ROBIN (BOBBIE) ROSENBERG: BOBBIE'S CLASSIC BOAT SAUCE
• SPRING ALASKA SCHREINER: SAKARI FARMS FIRE ROASTED HOT SAUCE
• ALTHEA GREY POTTER: FLAVOR SOCIETY BAGEL CHILI CRUNCH
• SARAH MARSHALL, MARSHALL'S HAUTE SAUCE: HABANERO CARROT CURRY 
• NIKKI GUERRERO, HOT MAMA: LA CHAVA LAVANDA ( PEACH HABANERO W/ LAVENDER)

THIS REWARD also includes the Kitchen Table Sauce Club Zine, available exclusively to Kitchen Table Sauce Club backers.  

PERFECT FOR END-OF-SUMMER GRILLING. Spatula in one hand, beverage in the other, singing along to the radio on a sunny summer afternoon. Put these scrumptuous sauces in a secret marinade, brush them on, or set them next to a platter of barbecued goodness. Your vocal talents may disappoint, but your cooking never will.

THE COOKOUT COLLECTION INCLUDES:
• FELTON & MARY'S HOT B.B.Q. SAUCE
• TAN TAN HOISIN SAUCE
• NEWKS SMOKEY CHIPOTLE HOT SAUCE
• SAKARI FARMS FIRE ROASTED HOT SAUCE
• HAB SAUCE: SERRANO TEQUILA VERDE

ALSO INCLUDES THE KITCHEN TABLE SAUCE CLUB ZINE, available exclusively to Kitchen Table Sauce Club reward backers. 

ALL THE PEPPERS. For maximalists, for completists, or for those people who take forever to order at a restaurant because the whole menu looks amazing to them (and their increasingly hungry companions mouth apologies to the waitstaff). Every single pepper in the Kitchen Table Sauce Club is represented.

THE PEPPER POSSE COLLECTION INCLUDES:

• SAKARI FARMS FIRE ROASTED HOT SAUCE
• HOT MAMA: LA CHAVA LAVANDA
• MARSHALL'S HAUTE SAUCE: HABANERO CARROT CURRY  
• NEWKS SMOKEY CHIPOTLE HOT SAUCE
• HAB SAUCE: SERRANO TEQUILA VERDE

ALSO INCLUDES THE KITCHEN TABLE SAUCE CLUB ZINE. Yes, an old-school photocopied zine, created by publisher Brett Warnock, available exclusively to Kitchen Table Sauce Club reward backers.

FOR THE HOME COOK. Psst. Do you want to make people fall in love with your cooking? Sprinkle some of these magic sauces onto their food when they’re not looking. Your secret is safe here, friend.  

THE UMAMI BOMB COLLECTIONS INCLUDES:

• FLAVOR SOCIETY BAGEL CHILI CRUNCH
• SECRET AARDVARK DRUNKEN GARLIC BLACK BEAN SAUCE 
• TAN TAN HOISIN SAUCE 
• BOBBIE'S BOAT SAUCE
• MARUTI TIKKA SAUCE

ALSO INCLUDES THE KITCHEN TABLE SAUCE CLUB ZINE. Yes, an old-school photocopied zine, by publisher Brett Warnock, available exclusively to Kitchen Table Sauce Club reward backers.

WHAT DOES OREGON CHARDONNAY HAVE IN COMMON WITH WHITE BURGUNDY? Or Willamette Valley pinot noir and red Burgundy? Besides that they're the same grape varietals (chardonnay/pinot noir), it all comes down to terroir, tradition, and the winemaking style of the producer.

JOIN PUBLISHER BRETT WARNOCK at Frank Wine Bar in Portland's South Waterfront blocks to taste and compare wines from famed producer, Louis Jadot in the fabled vineyards of France's Burgundy region and across the pond to the small town of Newberg in the Willamette Valley, with Nicolas-Jay, a 2022 WINE & SPIRITS TOP 100 WINERY in the world. 

FEAST AT ONE OF PORTLAND'S most outstanding restaurants for a 3-course Family Style tasting dinner at Taqueria Nueve. Dollar value does not include alcohol. This is limited to one backer.

JOIN HYPER-SEASONAL FOOD TRUCK COMIDA KIN and publisher Brett Warnock for supper, beverages, and conversation on location in pastoral Helvetia, Oregon, at La Finquita del Buho. (La Finquita del Buho means "the little farm of the owl.") Brought to you by Mary Hatz, Rodrigo Huerta, and the Comida KIN community. 

PACIFIC NORTHWEST FRESH MEXICAN fare is on the menu. Taste the terroir from right beneath your feet at this beautiful rustic farm. Food provided by La Finquita Del Buho, Stoneboat Farm, Campo Collectivo, and Sparrowhawk Farm. Pasture-raised meats by Marion Acres. Join us in this experience and connect to your food, the land, and the true nature of nourishment. It'll be a hoot!

SERVES 6-10 PEOPLE. Reward can be redeemed in late Spring 2023. 

FROM THE VAULTS

THIS GORGEOUS Fine Art Print of a watercolor painting by wonderful illustrator Minnie Phan originally appeared back in Kitchen Table #2. 

FROM HAYAO MIYAZAKI'S PONYO, food is used in the film to bring comfort and connection between Ponyo and her pal Sosuke. That ramen scene! Gold. 

Fine Art Print measures 11.5" x 11.5". Shipping is included in price. 

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ORIGINAL ARTWORK BY WOLFGANG SCHEIBE of TATTI STAMPA, the smallest print shop in Maremma, Italy. Lane Selman from Culinary Breeding Network brought these back from Italy. This lovely art is a screen-printand featuring Treviso radicchio in the back of an Ape (“ape” is Italian for “bee” and they are adorable Italian 3-wheeled utilitarian mini trucks).

WOLFGANG IS AN ARTIST, musician, biodynamic grower, philosopher, and revolutionary that was born in Germany in 1947. He learned to be a traditional typesetter in the 1960s, the old Johann Gutenberg way. In 2007 he relocated to Tatti in Southern Tuscany with his wife. He has a small print shop where he crafts shirts, posters, and other graphic products.

Print measures 11.5” x 16.5"